God of Babes, Text Posts, and Destruction

I weigh several hundred pounds and spend most of my time in my mother's basement playing with action figures and eating cake frosting off of the business end of a Shake Weight.

At Starbucks:

draedos:

Barista: What size do you want?

Me: Large

Barista: That’s Venti

Me: Wow $20 is a lot for a cup of coffee

Barista: No that’s the size

Me: Oh, ok

Pays $5 for a cup of coffee

Me: Wow $5 is a lot for a cup of coffee

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We’re all just characters in God’s self-published erotic fan fiction novel

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what movie should i watch tomorrow

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